katethesmellycat:

Best festive film.

The first and last time I saw this movie, I was at a Christmas party with a few friends.  There were two couples, and then me.  I was in the middle, in my own lonely little blanket heap, and then there was a couple on either side of me.  I found out, 20 minutes after the movie was over, that apparently by the end of that movie I was the only one who hadn’t received and/or given a handjob. 

One of the people that was there with me is now my apartment-mate (thank god she doesn’t have a tumblr) and told me that I shouldn’t feel weird about it because her boyfriend never even got off. 

I don’t even know…..

(Source: rosstophergeller)

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xomkcxo: The end is near

xomkcxo:

The end is near

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internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

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  • girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
  • their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
  • our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability

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siggymcpissyface:

siggymcpissyface:

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  • Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
  • Tumblr: please can u fucking not

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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furbutt:

despite all my rage i am still just a dog with a blog

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christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

(Source: winkingeye-alcoholsuggestion)

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allthingshyper:

amy-face:

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S C R E A M I N G 

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